Crazy Quilt Bouquet

Crazy Quilt Bouquet musician, poet, painter... kind of...

Crazy Quilt Bouquet is first and foremost a merry band comprised of one fragmented individual who knows many imaginary friends, artists and ne'er-do-wells. His split personalities and alter-egos have been making music and several other things since they were 10 years old - an age they still aspire to. Prominent acquantainces are the ever avuncular poet Abacus Count, photographer, painter and decorator Doodle Sketchley and artists Remi Nissan and Adrian Memoir. And then of course, there's CQB himself - singer/songwriter of little repute and big heart.

The HQ for all things CQB is www.crazyquiltbouquet.info where you're offered the chance to take things at a relatively sedate pace and casually meander around meaningful musings amusing yourself as and when you wish.

Oh, and there's a Christmas song titled 'Alternativity' available for free download. Visit the CQB main website for more details.

View my website http://www.crazyquiltbouquet.info/

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Christmas Song / <span itemprop="startDate" content="2013-09-12T00:00:00Z">Thu 12 Sep 2013</span>Christmas Song / Thu 12 Sep 2013

A song's not just for Christmas... This unexpected collaboration between CQB and his imaginary friend Jolly Jerry Jarvo has resulted in an ep unlike any other. Featuring a Christmas song with all year playability, ...

New Music / <span itemprop="startDate" content="2012-11-20T00:00:00Z">Tue 20 Nov 2012</span>New Music / Tue 20 Nov 2012

The new collection from Crazy Quilt Bouquet has finally arrived in the Webosphere. It's available now on a wholemeal not-for-profit CD or by gluten-free-download. Visit Crazy Quilt Bouquet's home now for your slice - he'...

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A Song&apos;s Not just For Christmas... / <span itemprop="startDate" content="2013-06-11T00:00:00Z">Tue 11 Jun</span> to <span  itemprop="endDate" content="2013-12-25T00:00:00Z">Wed 25 Dec 2013</span> <span>(7 months)</span>A Song's Not just For Christmas... / Tue 11 Jun to Wed 25 Dec 2013 (7 months)

A song's not just for Christmas... This unexpected collaboration between CQB and his imaginary friend Jolly Jerry Jarvo has resulted in an ep unlike any other. Featuring a Christmas song with all year playability, ...

New 24 track Album from Crazy Quilt Bouquet - You Never Know / <span >Tue 20 Nov 2012</span> to <span  itemprop="endDate" content="2013-11-20T00:00:00Z">Wed 20 Nov 2013</span> <span>(1 year)</span>New 24 track Album from Crazy Quilt Bouquet - You Never Know / Tue 20 Nov 2012 to Wed 20 Nov 2013 (1 year)

The new collection from Crazy Quilt Bouquet has finally arrived in the Webosphere. It's available now on a wholemeal not-for-profit CD or by gluten-free-download. Visit Crazy Quilt Bouquet's home now for your slice - he'...

My Videos

Older Not WiserOlder Not Wiser

Used to fast forward to the sex bits - fast forward now through the sex bits. With flagging good looks, reading larger print books, feeding titbits to the blue tits. Getting older not wiser. Still searching for the Marma...

AnglepoiseAnglepoise

Why do you begin with Y? Anglepoise. I don't know why why begins with W. Anglepoise. Uncle Sam. Union Jack. Granny Smith. Plastic Mac. Anglepoise. Do I have to spell it out for you? I T O U T F O R Y O U. Anglepoise. Is ...

Acid CasualtyAcid Casualty

Coming down from adrenalin heights. I've been up and down all night. Calcium dinners, calcium teas. I'm an acid casualty. Bent over double with double amnesia. I can't remember which is easier - forgetting to eat or eati...

My Audio

Bats in the BelfryBats in the Belfry

She wrote a Dear John letter on a John Deere tractor, he had a habbit of the hobbit that he couldn’t shake. She married farmer Farmer Palmer, a farmer and a charmer, John thought he was a Bilbo – big mistake. He li...

SmileSmile

When I see you smile there’s nothing I can do. When I see you smile there’s nothing I can do – except smile too. When I see you smile the lines tell a lot, your eyes water up and then they shine - but then they look away...

AlternativityAlternativity

It’s not December - it is June but my tree’s not coming down till you walk back into the room. Your dinner’s in the oven, your pudding’s well matured and here’s your Christmas song - unheard. I know I never needed you be...