Return of The Grumpy Old Women - Fifty Shades of Beige

Returning after a critically acclaimed, total sell out Spring 2014 tour, the Grumpies back are to knock some sense into the nation. Perrier Award-winning comedian, writer and original star of Grumpy Old Women Jenny Eclair will be joined by fellow recruits Susie Blake (Mrs Brown’s Boys BBC One, Coronation Street, ITV1) and actress and singer Kate Robbins (Where The Heart Is ITV1, Casualty BBC One) in this brand spanking new show.

This jam-packed spanking new show includes… learning the art of ‘Grumpy Grooming’, the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), beards for women, which style will suit you? Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more!

Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in this glorious live version of the hit TV show.
“Expect a party” The Times

“jaw-dropping one-liners” The Stage

EXCLUSIVE PIZZA EXPRESS OFFER

Book tickets to see Grumpy Old Women Live and get a 3 courses and a drink for £15.95 at Pizza Express. Call 0161 212 1017 or email parties@pizzaexpress.com to take advantage of this offer.

Please note that this specially discounted rate cannot be booked directly with the restaurant or redeemed without pre-booking. Reservations must be made with PizzaExpress central reservations at the contact details provided. This offer cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer or discount scheme.

For more information visit http://www.alban-arena.co.uk/events/grumpy-old-women/